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John Sellers 06-23-2012 07:59 PM

Funny stuff we get in emails
 
Most of the funny stuff I occasionally get is from my dad. Here's one:

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GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the US. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Coastal Alabama, Coastal Mississippi, Coastal Texas, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Pennsylvania. Our dipsticks are located in Washington DC. Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.
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John Sellers 07-01-2012 02:24 PM

The concept of politics
 
This pretty much sums it up…

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! We call her The Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People .

The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.


And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely Soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies:

'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

Gravdigr 08-22-2012 04:23 PM

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DanaC 08-22-2012 04:30 PM

Wahay it's 70's night :P

Gravdigr 08-26-2012 02:14 PM

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Gravdigr 09-08-2012 03:12 PM

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Sundae 09-08-2012 03:17 PM

But did it talk to a chair, dear?

Razzmatazz13 09-08-2012 03:41 PM

Seems legit.

Gravdigr 10-12-2012 02:39 PM

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A flurry of teh funneh from teh ehmail:

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Gravdigr 01-11-2013 12:50 PM

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Heh, fergot bout the ol 710...anywho...these came in yesterday:

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Gravdigr 01-23-2013 01:01 PM

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Yep, the sale is on sale...:yelsick:

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