Please insult me
 

I am wrong and deeply flawed to my core. Please insult me, and attempt to hurt me. Hold nothing back, and be as personal as you can possibly be about it. Humiliate me if possible. Say that one thing you wanted to say about me but never did. Attempt to find my worst flaw.

You're icky? ;)

You're too intelligent for your own good. That makes you a cunt, doesn't it? Or are you a cunt only if you disagree with me? I can never keep these things straight.

I'm pretty sure you have a speech impediment.

It's if you are too clever by half, AND you disagree with me. One or the other just makes you a dick.

I've tried and tried to think but i can't come up with anything that might hurt you. You're better than me.

Things get caught in your beard and moustache.
I hate the idea you kissed female rellies with that facial hair, especially Kat.

You have the spinach of life stuck in your teeth.

You did not punctuate properly in the title for this thread.

No.

Not until you say pretty please.

{{confused}}
Still not sure if this is a joke or if something happened...

I think that if he is "trying" to be insulted and that's his wish the best thing to do is to push his butttons is to love him all the more. Undertoad your a beautiful creation of God and I hope he blesses you to the point where you no longer feel the need to be insulted. Your Amazingly smart and intelligent.

Thank you all! And more please!

That one eyebrow hair just pisses me off. It's standing up all defiant like it owns the damn place.