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monster 10-11-2012 12:28 AM

Beest vs Washing machine
 
Beest is Teh Awesome.
We flip the bird at Sears 'coz
He fixed the washer

again.


Fucker (Washer, not Beest) better not truly die........ :eek:

I think we need a Beest Jesus statue, raising a household appliance from the dead. In a pond.

Trilby 10-11-2012 05:24 AM

I know just the place for that statue...

Trilby 10-11-2012 05:32 AM

have you seen the new statue? If it's possible it's even more hideous than the old one but less disconcerting as he's not coming up out of the water like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. They made him pretty thick-waisted, too. He looks pre-diabetic.

monster 10-11-2012 06:46 AM

Yeah, Infi posted it somewhere.... He does look a little chunky -like he got married on the quiet and his wife makes a mean hotpot.

infinite monkey 10-11-2012 07:30 AM

Yes, Jaunty Hip Jesus, here (complete with Jebus Film Strip):

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14055&page=566

infinite monkey 10-11-2012 07:55 AM

Beest needs a spandex suit..with a big W on the front. And a cape.

monster 10-11-2012 09:55 AM

I just bought him a pale pink t-shirt with an eagle a swimmer and a big H on it. Does that work?

infinite monkey 10-11-2012 09:57 AM

Sure, he can be a Thuperhero (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

BigV 10-11-2012 10:58 AM

Congratulations Beest!

All hail the conquering handyman!

glatt 10-11-2012 11:04 AM

I love it when people fix stuff.

jimhelm 10-11-2012 11:57 AM

what was wrong with it?

I replaced the clutch in our washer once. I was pretty phucken proud of that , myownself.

BigV 10-11-2012 12:01 PM

wtg jim!

infinite monkey 10-11-2012 12:06 PM

monster, can I get beest on loan? I need my dryer fixed. And my floor. And my sink. And my furnace. And one spot on my roof.

Can I huh can I?

monster 10-11-2012 06:10 PM

if you can afford his paintball bill


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