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Beest vs Washing machine
Beest is Teh Awesome.
We flip the bird at Sears 'coz He fixed the washer again. Fucker (Washer, not Beest) better not truly die........ :eek: I think we need a Beest Jesus statue, raising a household appliance from the dead. In a pond. |
I know just the place for that statue...
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have you seen the new statue? If it's possible it's even more hideous than the old one but less disconcerting as he's not coming up out of the water like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. They made him pretty thick-waisted, too. He looks pre-diabetic.
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Yeah, Infi posted it somewhere.... He does look a little chunky -like he got married on the quiet and his wife makes a mean hotpot.
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Yes, Jaunty Hip Jesus, here (complete with Jebus Film Strip):
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=14055&page=566 |
Beest needs a spandex suit..with a big W on the front. And a cape.
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I just bought him a pale pink t-shirt with an eagle a swimmer and a big H on it. Does that work?
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Sure, he can be a Thuperhero (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Congratulations Beest!
All hail the conquering handyman! |
I love it when people fix stuff.
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what was wrong with it?
I replaced the clutch in our washer once. I was pretty phucken proud of that , myownself. |
wtg jim!
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monster, can I get beest on loan? I need my dryer fixed. And my floor. And my sink. And my furnace. And one spot on my roof.
Can I huh can I? |
if you can afford his paintball bill
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