Ssshhhhhhhhh!
 

UT'S asleep .....

Sent by thought transference.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

You know how the Vatican checks if a pope is dead?

I kid you not, they have a special hammer with which to smite him thrice upon ye noggin.

As in Maxwells Silver hammer ??

I think that only smiteth but twice.

I do believe you're Right Old Bean

Wha---- what was that! Did somebody say something?

No dear, it was just your sleep apnea again. Shhhhhhh.....

Pass the hammer.

It has two uses, you know. Mwahaahaaahaaaa...

Are you saying that he's just sleeping it off after getting hammered?