Keep Calm and Carry On
 

I don't even know where this started but it's very annoying. Time for some grumpy old dwellar alternatives.



Keep Change and Piss Off

Keep Clam and Look For Winkles

Keep Car -I get the house and kids. (Hope thy repo it)

Keep Karma Chamelion

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Keep Car-made Carrion.

Keep ...on keeping on?

Key pointing out the dumbshit

Ki, a Ki, a female Ki. puh, a pumpkin pulling plugs....

damn.... lost it.

Keep movin', nothin' to see here.

(and yes, I know where it originally came from, I just don't know why it resurfaced....

Keep it up and see what happens.

Keep Promising and I Might

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands up-on the whee-eel...

Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.

Keep Chamydia and Carry Condoms

Keep your eyes shut and mouth open. If you're lucky, you might get a pearl necklace.....

Keep an open mind and an open wallet.

keep calm, and carry these severed fingers to the kitchen and find some ice.

Keep your distance and cough into the crook of your elbow.