Future King of the NBA
 

Unless he turns out to be short.

Then he'll just go into middle management, take the March Madness pool a little too seriously, and become that guy with unresolved anger issues who punched over the water cooler that one time. :)

That's awesome!

Spud Webb was only 5'7" and he was slam dunk champion in 1986. He went on to play 13 years in the NBA. :)

Ignore clodfobble. She's got this bitchin' tiny unicorn...

Clodfobble is Lily Cole?

Wow. That does look like Lily Cole.

What they don't tell you is, I was gonna be a bitchin' tiny unicorn jockey, I was already riding championship races when I was 3 years old... and then I grew up too tall.

bitchin tiny unicorn jockey wannabe should be your new user title.

The current one is a little sketchy when it is next to your profile pic.