I Don't Understand ...
 

Warm Vanilla Sugar flavored "body spray."

When, other than in the midst of a raging yeast infection, when your underparts smell like a giant cookie, do you want to add the gentle scents of baked goods?

if it were bacon, you bet!

Seconded.

No one can go into a bakery and not smile.

and yet you understand Hello Kitty. ;P


You're not MEANT to understand it, honey; just buy, buy, buy!