You might be a hillbilly if...
 

...you have 4 hens and 10 chicks in the house and a baited weasel trap out in the coop.

livestock alone does not the HilBilly make.

You're far too cultured and cerebral. you FENCE forchrissakes.

who does that? snobs, that's who.

If anything You're a Hill-Biffy.<<<< user title alert>>>

Or a HillWilliam.

Why I outta!








change my loser title

If he still drank, he'd probably be making single malt in his refractory still...

If you catch the weasel, take pictures. I want to see what a weasel trap looks like.

roger that... and that

you want to roger the weasel?

That really wouldn't be a good,... fit.

Hey, what do you think Pop Goes The Weasel is about?

Pope Goestheweasel

He's a candidate. From Germany.

I used to work with a woman who would kid about her 'hillbilly heritage.' But she said she wasn't really a hillbilly...she was more of a Sport Billy.

It tickled my funny bone. Not like sports like baseball and stuff. Like a fun recreational hillbilly. ;)

recreational hillbilly- great identifier

Like a sports hillility behicle.

No progress in the department of weasel acquisition, maybe we need a new mission statement.

"Weasels. We want to be your Mustelid."

Paid for by the campaign to eviscerate negative weasel stereotypes and then cache them for eating later.