my grinded gears
 

Feinstein: Do you need a bazooka?

Quirk: Not now, no...but should I need one, can find one, can afford one, then I'll damned well have one.

#

Francis: I can't excommunicate the bulk of the Church!

Quirk: Then you preside over a carcass.

#

Flight Attendant: No small knives!

Quirk: Agreed! Instead: Butcher knives! Swords!

#

Any politician you care to name: I need your support (money!).

Quirk: No.

#

Any busybody you care to name: That's not good for you!

Quirk: Mind your own business.

#

Fat ass poor person: It's not fair you have more! Gimme!

Quirk: No.

#

Fat ass rich person: I create jobs, drive the economy! I need tax breaks!

Quirk: No.

#

Young person: y u b h8n ?

Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'soda'.

#

Old person: Respect me!

Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'prune juice'.

#

Any talking head you care to name: Blah, blah, blah.

Quirk: Shut. Up.

10-4

Government agent: Your countrymen have taken a vote and elected representatives, who have decided that people like you should pay this amount in taxes.

Quirk:

assuming I'm found by that debbil agent, that revenue man...
 

BOOM! BOOM!

*reload*

SWAT Team: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.

Quirk:

Quirk: Second gear NOW you mechanical malcontent!



Manual transmission: I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave, without the clutch that is.

For Bruce and Zen...

SWAT Team, or, Drone loudspeaker: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.

Quirk: Come ahead, then...take me if you can!


For v...

:neutral:

Neutral


*chuckle*

that you got 'it' is a surprise...
 

;)

Good on you!

Video store clerk: Mr. Quirk, it seems you've forgotten to rewind this dvd you rented. That's gonna be about $3.50.

Mr Quirk:

How do you rewind a dvd?

;)

Drone Loudspeaker: "As you wish, Mr Koresh... er, ah, Quirk."

prior to escape or death...
 

Unfair, agent man...I'm here alone...I lead no movements...you condemn me for jackassery...fine...but let it be MY jackassery, not another's.

:angry:

Mika Brzezinski: You shouldn't drink that!

Quirk: Mind your own bee's wax. If I have vat o soda, that's my business, not yours. If I end up with Diabetes, that my business, not yours. Insulate yourself from the consequences of my bad choices; don't remove from me the capacity to choose badly.