Stupid Criminals
 

Important getaway tip:

When returning a weapon used in an assault to the place of purchase, don't sign your own name to the return receipt.

I can imagine the discussion at the Customer Service Counter ...

CLERK: Did you use this at all?

ALLEGED FELON: No, ma'am

CLERK: What are these marks and why is the tip broken off, and what's this gooey red stuff here?

ALLEGED FELON: It came that way. That's why I'm returning it.

CLERK: Do you have the original packaging?

ALLEGED FELON: Yes, ma'am. It's in the bag with the reciept.