How not to motivate people
 

From Gawker:

Though I quite enjoyed "cunt punt," she still doesn't compare to Flint.

I like 'cunt punt' and will file it away (right, to use in my dreams). But I agree that Flint takes the blue ribbon.

Clearly this sorority board member truly cares about her sorority sisters!

I was actually quite pleased with the quality of punctuation/spelling/grammar throughout, as well as the excellent sentence structure and thematic flow. Rage issues and warped view of social rules aside, this girl is smart.

This line from the article cracked me up:

Last week, bitches got told.


:lol:

God, what a raging bitch.

Life is gonna cuntpunch that pissy waste of vagina so hard.

I gotta paraphrase Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

I think the best part of "Julia" ran down the crack of her Mama's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think she's been cheated.

Gawker is pretty good at directing a story...sometimes the headlines are better than the articles.

I finally had a chance to read the entire article. So Delta Gamma girls are the assigned drunk whores for Sigma Nu guys. Well done, girls, BE PROUD! Your mothers fought for your right to be a drunk whore - or maybe they thought they were fighting for your right to be respected and have equal opportunities in life, I'm not sure. But hey. I'm sure being a Sigma Nu whore will help you network and succeed in your career. Go greeks.

So glad I went to university in Canada. I got to just, like, study, you know? And publish papers and shit. If someone like the fucking idiot who wrote that email had gotten in my face, she'd have learned an entirely new definition for cunt punt. Into the Rideau Canal, through the ice, girlfriend.

When I was in Burlington at UVM in the mid 80s A bunch of Sigma Nu guys raped some girl or girls. I recall they shut them down for a few years.

According to the author of that email, the Sigma Nu guys would've been entitled, since being a cock block was a capital offense and all.

UVM. What was your major? Please tell me you weren't a greek.

Moot point, they're just there to find husbands anyway. :haha:

They told me they were all getting their MRS. ;)

(I wish Bri were here to read this, because I know she'd remember WTUE's Homegrown albums.) :(

Anyway,

A local band called Desi Demona and the Nouveau Riche, and their entry on Homegrown 2 was called Periodical Bride.

Part of the lyrics were:

She had a lover
Had to leave him
Had to hand it to herself
Now she's all choked up inside

'Cause daddy sent her away to college
For her MRS degree
Now she's become a periodical bride

omg...there are MP3s of all the Homegrown albums. It sounds slowed down though. I don't know, it seemed faster. I love the end part where he's calling the periodical bride to ask her out. Wow...so long ago!

http://www.wtue.com/pages/homegrown.html

I also loved Nazca Line's Outer Space Connection.

They're being encouraged to do that by a Princeton grad these days. ;)