Make the pie higher
 

Someone took the time to collect some Bushisms and make a nice little poem. I present it here for your reading pleasure. :)

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

That's funny, although they should have included his speaking gaffes as well.

Those are boring, cuz they look just like normal English.

Not "subliminableble" or "nookyuler."