Five Invasive Questions From Gravdigr
 

Aaaaaand we're jumping right in:

1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
3. Have you ever worn a collar?
4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?

No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes

Your turn. Answers. Go.

For question 1, are we including the use of a mirror? Because otherwise, that's some Cirque do Soleil shit, right there.

For 2, is it strictly twisting you are asking about, or also, say, pinching?

For 4 and 5, are we talking bare-ass, or also clothed-ass?

Yes to everything. The collar was on my button up shirt though.

No
Yes and Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

yes yes no yes yes

I still have my old dogs' collars but they don't fit me

yes
yes
don't think so
probably, but can't remember a specific instance
probably, but can't remember a specific instance

Yep. There were mirrors involved, I'm not *that* flexible.
Now? Sure, ok, how was that? Good for you? Ever? Yeah.
Yes. Not "for reals", but for testing for fit, comfort, appearance, etc.
Of course.
Yes to both, for testing and for fun. Y'know, there's a term for such implements: pervertable, a kinky portmanteau of pervert and convertible. Think about it for a minute, then look around your room again. There's a lot of potential out there, eh? Or, maybe that's just me. :blush:

1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
yes
2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
yes
3. Have you ever worn a collar?
yes
4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
no
5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?
no

Trust me, V...It's not just you.:whip: