If I were a member of the opposite sex, the first thing I'd do is?...
 

I'm a tad hooked on the word association games, and sort of came up with this idea for a new one. Anybody in?
If I were a guy, the first thing I'd do is...try it out

[JerrySeinfeld] If I were a woman, I'd be down at the docks, waiting for the fleet to come in. [/JerrySeinfeld]

[ElaineBenes] It shrinks?? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.[/ElaineBenes]

If I were a female, the first thing I'd do is...try it out.

If I could stop playing with my boobs.

hahahaha

Scream.

Seriously - you wake up with a dick?
And not of the severed kind?

If I were a girl I would stand in front of a mirror and... well, you know... :ggw:

:lol:
I guess, if I woke up as a male, I'd lament the fact that my brain had been divided into Big Head and Little Head.

Then I'd ... nah. I love being female. ;)

I'd go pee outside. I find it fascinating that boys can pee standing up. It seems so liberating.

You're right, Choco. I might go outside and pee against a tree. Just because I could.

I'd change my username to sexobonne.

I'd prepare myself to earn 77 cents on the dollar.

Touche