How about those wacky Buddhists?
 

*shrug*

easily the least offensive of all 'religions'

Buddhism...I think he's doing it wrong.

HA!

He said 'make me one with everything' then the McEverything guy stole the idea so he went on a rampage.

The End

'make me one with everything'

HA!

Me: glad he's taking a dirt nap.

He who knows, doesn't say.

Keeping up with the neighbors. Buddhists killed more than ten in Washington. So extremist Muslims must kill more than sixty in a mall in Kenya. It proves the only people who will go to heaven, get fifty virgins, or be one with their ancestors are atheists.

HA!

I assure you, there are no atheists in heaven.

:lol2:

When you're in heaven, everyone tells you to believe in Supergod. If He doesn't exist, then where would God's morals come from? Anyone who doesn't is called an atheist.

Do you get into super heaven if you worship right?

Of course! Otherwise, why wouldn't you go around murdering all the other souls?

Lesser gods take sides in all conflicts. Is god always on your side?

Supergod
 

Gimme the SuperDevil.