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Sundae 10-08-2013 02:00 PM

Sci-Fi/ Adventurer Name
 
I actually made this one up, but if it exists somewhere else on t'internet they can send the bailiffs round to my house.

Last medicine you took (precription or otherwise, just cycle back if it was for an STD or reveals too much) and your mother's maiden name. Or your paternal grandmother; I don't want anyone hacked because of this.

Stories make it more fun.

I am Baclofen Webb.
I have a sleek black bob and a portal below my ear. I'm a cheese pirate. Wensleydale with Ginger and Mango? I can get you a fair price, and hey - you wanna try a sample of Wensleydale and Cranberries with that? On me this time, you're a good customer. Buy me a cloudy lemonade and I'll sort it.

DanaC 10-08-2013 02:02 PM

Ha! Atarax Gorton

I think would work better in reverse: Gorton Atarax. The brilliant and ruthless technology mogul who changed human civilization when he funded the development of and then monetized effective wormhole travel.

glatt 10-08-2013 02:21 PM

Hi, Tums Zahn here.

By inverting the phase inducers loading the Diexilyne Pods, I was able to eek a half a tachron's worth of subhelic inghrams out of the plasma shafts before the whole thing shut down and left us drifting. When we get back to Wexlan IV, L'ahar will owe me a penslan or two, indeed!

Sundae 10-08-2013 02:32 PM

Tums has had a few Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters methinks.

lumberjim 10-08-2013 03:30 PM

Exedrin Sheldon.

I manufacturer yarmulkas that induce a euphoric state. Cheap ones.

Mind numbing for the masses. Im lo ho hoaded.

Gravdigr 10-08-2013 05:27 PM

One, please. Size 7 & ⅛.

limegreenc 10-08-2013 09:35 PM

Biaxin Beaudette
______________________________
BB for short. I run a shooting range for small game hunters and with this weekend being Canadian Thanksgiving, we're expecting larger than normal crowds.

orthodoc 10-08-2013 09:46 PM

Tamoxifen Wickenden.

I'm a wicked tamox fox, an assassin for the Denari. We promise only ecstasy and oblivion. Oh yes, we deliver.

Chocolatl 10-08-2013 10:15 PM

Celexa Pumpido.

Barkeep on deck 72 of the transport terminal. I see it all, I hear it all, and the information can be yours... for a price.

Clodfobble 10-08-2013 11:03 PM

Oxcarbazepine Maclaine.

My home planet's language is like Klingon, but harder to pronounce. Out of all my 9 brothers, my first name is the shortest.

Sundae 10-09-2013 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 879378)
Exedrin Sheldon.
I manufacturer yarmulkas that induce a euphoric state.

Yup, count me in with Grav. I have some Stinking Bishop I'm willing to do a deal on.
Quote:

Originally Posted by limegreenc (Post 879429)
Biaxin Beaudette
BB for short. I run a shooting range for small game hunters and with this weekend being Canadian Thanksgiving, we're expecting larger than normal crowds.

You're Busty too. They call you B3 behind your back - affectionately - but never to your face. Not that you're scary. I mean that guy only left his trigger finger behind when he left the bar.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolatl (Post 879439)
Celexa Pumpido.

Barkeep on deck 72 of the transport terminal. I see it all, I hear it all, and the information can be yours... for a price.

Cel, I'm not even going to suggest your nickname. I swear there was anti-g involved. How else can someone hit the ceiling and both walls before the floor?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 879445)
Oxcarbazepine Maclaine.

My home planet's language is like Klingon, but harder to pronounce. Out of all my 9 brothers, my first name is the shortest.

Is it anywhere near Raxacoricofallapatorius? Because I here girls there stay unfertilised only if they can run faster than their brothers...

Sundae 10-09-2013 06:27 AM

Missed Tamoxifen Wickenden.
I want to dress as her for Halloween next year.

Gravdigr 10-09-2013 08:32 AM

Last medicine taken for medicinal use was aspirin.:neutral:

More entertaining: Maxidone, Max, for short.

Max Law, Space Marshall.

Fuck yeah!

glatt 10-09-2013 08:43 AM

Full disclosure, I haven't taken a Tums in months, but Ibuprofen just doesn't sound very good. I thought Tums was funnier.

Sundae 10-09-2013 08:53 AM

Nurofen Zahn is obviously a doctor.
Tums is def an engineer :)

Grav, I bet only the honeys who come to you for help call you Maxidone.
In a whisper, in your ear. In bed. After the second BJ.


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