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footfootfoot 10-14-2013 12:29 PM

Thumbellino
 
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So as part of my apparent self destruction jag I thought that smashing the living shit out of my thumb would be a good way to stay on task and move the entire project along. Or I might just be accident prone lately.

Gonna have an xray tomorrow just for fun but 99% certain the bone is broken. Definitely created a new pain baseline, worse even than cutting the tip off or the rotator cuff.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

footfootfoot 10-14-2013 12:33 PM

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Griff 10-14-2013 12:35 PM

Gorgeous color though. That looks damn painful.

footfootfoot 10-14-2013 12:37 PM

Glad I saved the oxycodone from my surgery.

BigV 10-14-2013 12:38 PM

fucking owzch. (repeat)

I can't even muster a joke. I am sorry about ur finger.

lumberjim 10-14-2013 12:39 PM

you've been burning that candle. that's how you get to be accident prone.

get more sleep, hammer.


im sorry about you thumb.... not your finger.

Clodfobble 10-14-2013 12:49 PM

Never seen a bruise so uniformly black before; you look like you could be an Iraqi voter. :)

glatt 10-14-2013 01:09 PM

Sweet smoking Judas, that looks horrible.

Undertoad 10-14-2013 01:53 PM

We will need regular picture updates on this

Lamplighter 10-14-2013 02:12 PM

ThumbHellImInNow
 
Deserves a re-title

glatt 10-14-2013 02:43 PM

You know, the up side of this is that we now know you know how to swing a hammer with gusto. No choking up on the handle taking dainty taps at the nail for you. You can probably drive a framing nail with two swings after setting it. I'm impressed, and I know just how important that is to you.

footfootfoot 10-14-2013 02:59 PM

Oh yes, Glatt, but this was in aid of chipping stone while practicing making blade cores.

And UT I will be sure to keep you all updated as the kaleidoscope turns

Gravdigr 10-14-2013 04:15 PM

So...You're off the thumb-wrestling circuit for how long?

I need to know for my Fantasy Thumb-Wrestling League.

lumberjim 10-14-2013 04:33 PM

Lol. I have his backup. I guess I'll start him. They play a weak defensive unit this week

orthodoc 10-14-2013 04:51 PM

Ahhhhhh, ow. Ow. I'm guessing you can't flex the distal joint in your thumb? Yes, an x-ray is important. If the distal tuft is fractured there's no specific treatment other than for comfort, but if you've fractured into the joint it's a little more involved. You could need a visit to the hand surgeon, depending. So do please follow up. You may need that subungual hematoma trephinated* by tomorrow morning too; relieving the pressure will do a lot to bring your pain level down.

You did this while chipping stone ... please please tell me you were wearing eye protection?

All right, I'll stop being smothery/doctory and hope you get some sleep with the percocet. And keep that thing elevated. :thumb:

*using a small cauterizing tool to relieve the pressure of a hematoma under a fingernail.


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