Psalm 66
 

If you ever plan to go to heaven
Travel my way, take the highway with no sevens
Get your tips from psalm sixty-six

It winds from Bethlehem and beyond
Thousands of miles all along
Get your tips from psalm sixty-six

Now you go through Saint Peter
Pearly Gates he'll meet ya
Jerusalem City is mighty pretty
You'll see creation
No same sex relations
Sodom and Gemorrah
You won't see that horror
You might meet the nice folks from Westboro

Won't you get hip to this timely tip
When you make that eternal trip
get your tips from psalm sixty-six


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yea but we'll never hear the crack of the "bosses" bat will we??