Policies I Halfheartedly Enforce
 

Regular flossing.

Taking my street shoes off when I enter the house.

Daily shaving

Quarterly shaving

I nicked my quarterlies once.

Once.

Making the bed. It's like tying your shoes after you take them off.

Pity the other half of the human race, who risks nicking (and nicks) their quarterlies and more, on an ongoing basis ...

until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.

another good reason to get rid of your nickers.

But who would want a woman without nickers?

There's a time and place for everything.

Ahem...What, you didn't see me over here?;)

Do you shave everyday?:eyebrow:

mowing the lawn.

but, it's done now, likely done until spring.

Whose lawn are we talking about? Ortho's or Big Vs?

the grassy verge surrounding casa de V.

Do clean-shaven men shave everyday?

Actually, I don't ... but considering that men shave their faces and women shave - well - everything, you guys still have nothing to complain about.