Starting a Band
 

To make a little extra cash, I've decided to start a small band. We'll be playing for cash in local bars. I lean towards Goth Metal. Sabaton and Nightwish are my biggest influences. I've even thought about being a tribute band. Any suggestions?

How about Gwar? Or The Wiggles?

Oooh, a tribute band for The Sex Pistols...You could call your first album "Nevermind The Badge, Here Comes Big Sarge".

:D

I have no idea what Goth Metal is ... but it should be fun. That's the point, isn't it? You go, Sarge!

I understand but we are going to play within a 50 mile radius and we already have our instruments. Even though we will be metal, we are acoustic. I have 2 madrigal singers for vocalists. Our lead guitar is a banjo and our bass is my cello [laying in the low registry. Our drummer is off the charts!!!! He was a French-Indian War re-enactor and he has authentic Chickasaw Indian drums. There is no one like us for miles and I bet we will clean up on tips in some BBQ joints.

The first song we are working on is "Amaranth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ

Don't forget to remove the chickens' tinfoil hats if they will be using amplifiers.

I thought the chickens could be the backing singers.

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great idea! maybe si and stubs can do the funky chicken

Do you have a recipe for funky chicken?

There you go. Let customers pick their own chicken out of the dancers’ cage, like picking a lobster out of a tank, and you’ve got a dinner theater!

That's the best line yet! LOL

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PLUCK YOU!