Be Dr Dolittle
 

Do you want to be Dr Dolittle, talking to the animals? Not an Eddie Murphy Dolittle either, a Rex Harrison Dolittle... or at least fool the kids into thinking you are.
Imagine years from now the kids telling their kids, about this awesome Aunt/Uncle/Cousin/Neighbor, who could talk to the animals. Legend, baby.

Now, for not $19.95, not $9.95, but for free, here is the secret.

Animal Sounds, Animal Commands, and Animal Pet Names, in 17 languages. Not critter languages either, that's 17 human languages.