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Big Sarge 07-30-2014 05:42 PM

Important Info for Guys
 

Big Sarge 07-30-2014 05:44 PM

BTW, most of the Cellar women are in the Danger Zone.

orthodoc 07-30-2014 10:49 PM

Sarge, this is unworthy of you.

What about the men who are strippers, hairdressers, and otherwise in the Crazy Zone?

Actually, this graph and video are invaluable for women. Just imagine the guy who starts out in the Fun Zone but later shows himself to be in the Crazy Zone. We women definitely do not want to even invite this guy to meet our friends, much less take him home for Thanksgiving.

How about just meeting people and seeing whether you like them (him/her)? Spending some time and doing things you both (hopefully) enjoy, and then re-evaluating?

How revolutionary is that?

Big Sarge 07-31-2014 12:12 AM

i've kind of thought about naked dating after watching a couple of episodes. seems like a good way to see the real package. spanx should be outlawed for fostering false advertising

i meant the danger zone as a compliment for the cellar women. we have so many beautiful women on here but most of them seem like the type to get a knife out when you are asleep if they are mad at you. you know as in bobbit

orthodoc 07-31-2014 12:23 AM

You've been keeping bad company, Sarge. But then, most of us us have.

Aliantha 07-31-2014 12:25 AM

Hey, my husband is still alive...against the odds maybe. Haha

DanaC 07-31-2014 04:50 AM

He's being a rascal again.


:p

Lola Bunny 07-31-2014 08:03 AM

:lol2::lol2::lol2: "If that girl is smoking hot and she's a 2, 3 crazy, she's a dude. That girl is a TRAN." :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Now, let's see where I am on the chart. :D I don't know how that guy did the whole presentation without cracking up.

sexobon 07-31-2014 10:32 PM

You, this is me. I read you five by five.

Big Sarge 08-01-2014 01:42 AM

I will admit there is one possible unicorn on here. I won't name names because some of the others are so bat shit crazy it might endanger my life. Yep they are hotties, but they are bat shit crazies.

Naturally, I am just going by what Gravdigr told me about y'all

Lola Bunny 08-02-2014 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 906097)
You, this is me. I read you five by five.

Thank you. :D Do you do ham radio by any chance, Sexobon?

Lola Bunny 08-02-2014 04:16 PM

By the way, I asked my bf to rate me. Yes, he answered carefully. :lol: Said I am a 10 on the hotness level (good boy, hihi). As for crazy scale, said I'm a 5 since I don't seem too crazy, hehe.

lumberjim 08-02-2014 04:45 PM

Things change. People change. I married a 8 on the hotness, 4 crazy. I divorced a 6h/8c.

She would, no doubt say the same thing.

Subjective is s subjective does.

sexobon 08-02-2014 05:29 PM

According to the Hot/Crazy Matrix, that would put her in the Danger Zone. Sounds like someone I'd like to take for a test ride:

Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone

Lola Bunny 09-03-2014 06:42 PM

I was going to show the video to my friend and found out that the video's been removed. Awwwww........


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