Pillow Fort
 

As a responsible parent, you don't want your kid traumatized by the Jones kid having a better pillow fort.
Now you could hire a professional architect to design a pillow fort (shouldn't it be cushion fort?) suitable for your house's inner landscape. That could be a big chunk out of Jr's college fund, or Dad's mid-life crisis fund, so here's pro design tips you can take credit for and flaunt before the Jones.

Here's one design...

The dog's name is Ballast?