Cock!
 

Penises galore, oh my. Plenty of whale wang for those who worship at that altar...


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000046

(The average human hardware is actually only a little over 5" long, btw)

Is length or circumference more important? 4.59"..... Never measured that.....

Well I think there can be too big or too small in both dimensions, I can't imagine much use for a human penis like a 2 foot pencil or a hockey puck. But maybe I have a limited imagination...

Beer can?

I can fill a tuna can.

Huh. Myths appear to not be true.

Edit: and we may as well repost the charts here. These are in cm, folks. I can't visualize cm so well, so I put an inches scale on there too.

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Clicking through to the underlying article shows that this was a research study, not a study in the field.

What standard procedure? I was picturing how it might be interesting to have a tell-all article "My life as an official measurer." If it was a talented writer, I bet it could be amusing and interesting. Much like the pawnshop thread. So many questions, like how do you make them erect? Does the patient have to do that themselves, or is there some Penthouse Forum style process involving attractive nurses? And how erect is erect? Does a semi count? I imagine patients going to get measured because they are self conscious about their size might also have other issues like erectile dysfunction. There has to be a standard. It there an official bath towel they use to hang off of it? If it can't hold the towel, you can't measure it yet?

Measure from the anus to just beyond the end of the cock.
- Carolla

Every time the anesthesiologist put someone to sleep, the surgical team did a quick fondle and stretch.

Enjoy your tonsillectomy!

I'd go back to that dentist.:yesnod:

Ha ha ha, who do you think you'll please with that little thing?

Me.

My favourite sexual organ is the one above the neck.

The chin?

The sinus.

THe mouth, that is one of my favorites.