Move That Rubber Tree Plant?
 

These kids could... with plastic spoons from the cafeteria.

*tears of happiness*

It's this kind of stuff, representative of the youthful ignorance of everything that CAN'T be done that gives me great hope for our future.

Thank you xoB.

It also gives me hope for school administrators who won't yell at them about the hole being a safety hazard and make them fill it in on the first day.

Yep. Judgment ruled in that play yard. Of course, that rock was probably as close to the ground as it was likely to get already.