Sexy Dream Time
 

How often do you have intimate/pornographic dreams? See poll for straight numbers, but beyond that... do they most often feature your spouse? Your exes? Your celebrity crushes? Enemies/relatives you very much wish you hadn't dreamt about? Are they sweet innocent high school date dreams, or fetish dreams so kinky they worry you?

You weren't shy in that dream, so don't be shy here.

I don't dream at all good, bad or otherwise ... like ever. Well maybe I do, but I rarely ever remember them. I'd say once every couple years I remember what I dreamt.

Same here. If I did dream, by the time I go to bed, me and my wee-wee are too tired for them to be sexy dreams. :lol:

I am going to break the naysayer chain before it takes over...

Need to be more specific... I have a lot of dreams that have sexual or pornographic elements to them but I wouldn't actually describe as boner giving fantasies - they can range from mindfucks to psychedelic levels of odd and even the occasional nightmare, but they aren't about sex - or at least not about me getting off. Sometimes they are boring kind of life simulating dreams where a sex life is included, which can be fantasies as well - for instance if they revolve around a specific woman - without explicitly been sexual fantasies.

That still leaves me with enough actual sexual fantasy dreams - or dreams that are at least partially sexual fantasies (even though they can still be mindfucks), to answer the first answer, but that's more of an average where I can have some weeks with nothing and some weeks with daily.

The last one I remember involved meeting a woman with an australian accent who "transformed" into a motorcycle... It's difficult to explain unless you imagine it in 1st person, and would probably make no sense visual sense from any other perspective, but if you can imagine an impossibly bendy contortionist that banded backwards into a similar view to what you'd have from a motorcycle if you were sitting back to try and see the whole motorcycle while sitting on it, and then the whole world moved so this configuration seemed to have worked well enough for my subconscious mind's mechanical standards without wheels. She was a very voracious biofuel proponent/consumer. That's all I remember.

I'm more likely to have a romantic dream than a pornographic dream.
I often dream about one of the two boys I had crushes on between the ages of 10-12, although we are grown ups in the dream. I wake up feeling loved and cared for - trust me, that's a harsher come-back when reality hits than just finishing off the dream by flickin the bean.

Occasionally I have what I would term as erotic dreams. These are usually filled with heightened sexual awareness and longing, as opposed to actually getting jiggy with it.
These sometimes involve people I have no sexual attraction to in real life (when I was in school I had a dream where I fancied my hated maths teacher and I wanted to bleach my brain when I woke up). They're more likely to be about people I've been sexually intimate with IRL though.

I have had some very VERY disturbing dreams, in which I was turned on by things which I do not find a sexual stimulus when awake. I mean aside from the dream about Mr w mentioned above - I'm talking about dreams that if they were real waking fantasies would have me seriously worried. But then I figure I dream about smashing my sister's head against a concrete floor far more often, or that my brother is a tiny baby I keep in a matchbox, so I shrug and say dreams are nof wish fulfillment. Except the ones about banging some sense into my sister.

Minor aside, not intended as a derailment. I woke up with a very profound thought this morning. I don't precisely remember the dream, but I realised that:
If at the end of the evening, someone is forcing you to drink alcohol, you have probably made a poor choice somewhere that night. In your company, in your choice of location, in the signals you are sending out. You could have changed the outcome in any number of small ways.
HOWEVER, if at the end of the evening, someone is forcing an animal to drink alcohol, they are morally degenerate, as that animal never had any choice.

It took until I'd gone downstairs to get the post before I realised I'd been dreaming a load of old bollocks.
Although weirdly it might be my mind's rehashing of Chrissie Hynde's comments.

I only have a vague sense that I have dreamed. I don't remember them with any clarity at all unless they are bad ones that wake me with a start. I'll have occasional sexual ones, but they are vague as well and not so frequent. Maybe once every two months? (I assume we're talking about now, and not when I was 14 and having wet dreams every night, even when dreaming about sports cars.)

I didn't force that dog to drink beer. It decided to on its own.

My pornographic dreams are always about my spouse, while my lovey/romantic dreams are always about someone else. Of course it goes without saying that this doesn't reflect reality; my husband is plenty cuddly and I would happily fuck the shit out of some of the people in my coyly romantic dreams. It probably says more about my incessantly literal brain than anything--I know that in reality I'm not going to fuck anyone else, so I can't even manage fantasizing about it because my subconscious is just like, "No, that's ridiculous." I never daydream about winning the lottery either.

Then I'll just fantasize about you. I've got you down for the 4th Thursday of each month between 10:15 and 10:25PM. You get Thanksgiving day off. Twenty four hours advanced notice required before posting anything that might ruin my fantasy so I can find a substitute. Maybe someone else will want the overtime.

I'll take the rest of the year.

What? I got a lot of free time.




As you might imagine, I have the occasional, and by occasional, I mean couple times a month, special dream.

I hardly ever remember who was involved beyond myself. Hell, sometimes, it's just myself! Just like my waking life!

I might start using nicotine patches, I hear they give you wild dreams as nicotine is a precursor to whatever it is that makes you dream.

I haven't had a dream in ages and it's been even longer *heh heh* since I had an erotic dream.

The best erotic dream I ever had was also the only wet dream I've ever had and it was just a kiss with a a girl in my hs I had a crush on at the time.

Nothing has ever compared with that dream.

I had one just the other day.

There were 2 women I didnt know. The young one with the dirty blonde hair wanted to get it on with the older dark haired one. I was telling the dark haired one about that when I realized how incredibly naked and sexy she was... so instead of helping the first girl, I went down on the brunette myself. It was very detailed. Usually these dreams are vague and they jump around.... but this one.... I even remember noticing that she tasted sweet.

TMI?

HellnokeepgoingI'malmostthere!!!

This thread is scheduled to evolve into a "share your erotic dream" collection thread, there is no TMI.

Oh, so I suppose I have to admit that the closest I've come to orgasm in my dreams is actually via frottage.
Trees and tree limbs make frequent appearances.