Wine
 

Wine, wine, fruit of the vine, help me score, this chick divine.
Come on Ripple, go two buck Chuck, this is the babe, I want to... have a stimulating discussion about wines with.

To some, nectar of the Gods. Proof God loves us. The crown of creation. The epitome of civilization.

While others say, a step above sharing the toilet bowl with the dog. Gets me high. Doesn't burn like whiskey. The boxes are handy, but corks suck. Seems to dissolve roofies well.

Red red wine you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time

ummm, this one should do the trick

Damn you. It won't take til about Easter to get that outta m'head.

:meanface:

Have a glass of sparkling wine and get your hula on.

Man, I gotta get me one of them.

They are very nice. There is a bunch of them real close to you. All you got to do is look, and before you know it you will have one of your very own.

Heh...You guys wouldn't hear from me for a month.

i went to total wine and got some red blends.

Smart Cookie 2012
Sexy Wine Bomb 2014
Radius 2014
Kitchen Sink 2013

All under $10 a bottle. All have been enjoyed in the past. I'm gonna open one tonight after work and drink the whole thing.

Total Wine is el kabomb

My triglycerides are not. Or are. Whatever represents too high. I might forego drinking entirely this quarter

Since you brought up TW ... My SO and I have made it a game of sorts.
We try to get the best wines under $10 before they get rated and the price skyrockets. Here are a few I highly recommend.
Yes there were some REALLY BAD ones (none pictured) IIRC, my favorite of these was the Protocolo... No wait - I think it was the Don Ramon'.
Shit, that can't be right. It had to be the Primativo ... but which one. Oh hell - try them all :D
Let me know what you think.