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xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2015 08:32 PM

Plants are More Like Animals Than You Think
 
Top Tens has a list of things plant possess, which are similar to animals.
Now in each case they've cherry picked one, or at most a small handful,
of plants having features that can be remotely compared to animal features.
But never let the truth stand in the way of clicks. :D

10. They Can “See”
9. They Can Smell
8. They Can Hear
7. They Have Feelings
6. They Can “Talk”
5. They Have Memories
4. They Have a Sense of Family
3. They Care About Their Communities
2. They Can Defend Themselves in the Wild
1. They Have a “Brain” and Human-Like Genes

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
What'cha gonna do? ♪
What'cha gonna do when they scream at you?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
What'cha gonna eat? ♪
What'cha gonna eat when they start to weep?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
Whereya gonna run? ♪
Whereya gonna run when veggies get a gun?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
The veggies been fakin' ♪
You'll need to be takin', some energy from Bacon!

Beestie 12-24-2015 08:57 PM

There's a tree/bush in Africa that adjusts its toxicity according to the number of them left - the fewer there are the more toxic the remaining ones become.

This is a defense mechanism against the animals that eat them.

Apparently, they communicate with each other by means of a gas they emit. That's how they tell that their numbers are dwindling. Then they jack up their toxicity and the animals that eat them die and the remaining trees/bushes survive.

In a way, this insures the survival of both.

Absolutely fascinating.

xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2015 09:09 PM

Apparently Black Walnut trees can put shit in the soil inside their drip line, that will discourage other tree seeds from germinating there. They also discourage birds from nesting on them, although I don't see the benefit unless it cuts down on birds shitting seeds near the tree.

Plants can be vicious too. If to don't believe it I've got acres of nettles, briars, and Atomic Grade Poison Ivy, to prove it. :haha:

classicman 12-26-2015 11:07 AM

Beestie - It also monitors their own numbers so that they themselves do not grow too large in numbers.

John Sellers 12-26-2015 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 949497)
♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
What'cha gonna do? ♪
What'cha gonna do when they scream at you?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
What'cha gonna eat? ♪
What'cha gonna eat when they start to weep?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
Whereya gonna run? ♪
Whereya gonna run when veggies get a gun?

♫ Hey Vegan, Vegan,
The veggies been fakin' ♪
You'll need to be takin', some energy from Bacon!

I like it. :thumb:


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