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xoxoxoBruce 01-29-2016 01:29 PM

Republican Voters
 
New York Magazine asked 100 Republicans in NH and IA, who they were voting for or leaning toward. There were some thoughtful answers, some, to my thinking, were misguided, but this guy just blew my mind.
Quote:

Earle Kolb
From: Salem, NH
Age: 34
Occupation: Unemployed
Supporting: Cruz

Ted Cruz is the most conservative guy in the bunch and he’s frankly the smartest guy in the bunch. I was leaning toward Rand Paul until Rand started to give me the impression that he was a little soft. Largely, the reason why I’m a conservative is because I’ve been on public assistance my whole life, and I have always felt ashamed of it. I have two major health conditions — cerebral palsy and an injury to my left hemidiaphragm. The whole idea of welfare and entitlements is to create a permanent underclass. They’ll give you plenty of handouts, but they won’t give you any hand-ups.”
:confused: WTF??

Griff 01-29-2016 03:43 PM

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Happy Monkey 01-29-2016 07:18 PM

Another Craig T. Nelson.

xoxoxoBruce 01-29-2016 08:10 PM

Yes, exactly, and there are so many more.

Spexxvet 01-30-2016 08:16 AM

He forgot his mental disability

BigV 01-31-2016 11:38 PM

xoB, your link is broken.

xoxoxoBruce 01-31-2016 11:58 PM

That appears to be happening a lot these days, stories go up for a time, then the links are broken when the item gets shipped off to an archive somewhere.

Spexxvet 02-01-2016 08:15 AM

I've run into many people over the years that hold a set of beliefs that is in conflict with the organization they belong to or the philosophy they espouse. I chuckled at my Catholic Facebook friends who took the "what religion should you be?" and got Buddhist as a result. They continue to attend Our Lady of Perpetual Intolerance. It's a blanket for them.

Undertoad 02-01-2016 09:07 AM

But back to Earle Kolb, we may parse his statement correctly even if he failed to state it well. The public is not trained on how to answer questions from the press. You or I would fuck it up similarly. Maybe.

Earle has been forced to accept funds because he's disabled. If he weren't disabled, there would be nothing you could do to stop him. He looks at the abled who take public funds without shame, and knows that his own shame is a morally strong position. He knows things we don't: that, without this sort of attitude, we are doomed. That that a society of hard workers will succeed, and a society of lazy bums will not. He is old New England stock, making it work in the bitter New Hampshire winters, for generations where there was no grid to even be off of. His grandfathers stoked fires so the dairy cows could survive, grew what they could in a short growing season, and hauled wagons of apples their family picked. He is the heart and soul of our country.

I mean, yeah, fuck that guy, un-evolved old bastard who gets his politics from how things were in the 70s, but let's give him the charity of a generous parsing.

DanaC 02-01-2016 10:45 AM

Quote:

but let's give him the charity of a generous parsing.
Words to live by.

xoxoxoBruce 02-01-2016 12:38 PM

Parsing? 100 years after UT's scenario, he has shelter, clothes, food, and a wheelchair, courtesy of the government. But he's pissed because they won't give him enough for an all-terrain chair, or enough to take a vacation in Cancun with the group from the bar. They could, you know, if they weren't handing out all that money to the lazy spics and niggers to buy drugs with.

Those leftwing democrats, starting with FDR, ruining America with a permanent underclass, and forcing him, a white Yankee, into it. But he's so angry he can't even bumble through that, no, he quotes chapter and verse from the guys he couldn't go to Cancun with. What he read on the pamphlets they gave him to hand out at the 4th of July parade, for the Eugenics Society.

Undertoad 02-01-2016 12:58 PM

I can't find in his words where he wanted more than what he was given. His problem is that he thinks his condition is different from everyone else's. I imagine part of that is a reaction to his guilt; "Yeah but my case is different, *I* really need it!" He doesn't see that most people on assistance "really need it", because he is disconnected and accepts the stereotypes he has at hand.

xoxoxoBruce 02-01-2016 01:47 PM

He's disconnected because the New Hampshire hillbillies he hangs with constantly carp about the welfare dregs. This forces him to wiggle into a different pigeonhole in defense. Now he's removed himself from that underclass, he can be one of the guys, a co-carper.


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