Feb 15th, 2016: Future Cellarites
 

I had the good fortune to acquire a wide screen, high definition, crystal ball, with which I could peer 40 years into the future.

http://cellar.org/2015/stuffed1.jpg

My goodness, some of the things I saw were pornographic. I had to put them in a private folder so I wouldn't accidently post them.

http://cellar.org/2015/stuffed2.jpg

Are they photographs, or paintings?
Neither, they're life size plush dolls, made by Lisa Lichtenfels. She's been here before but has expanded her portfolio a lot.
Her work just blows me away, not just the realism she's achieved, but the personality she gives each one.
When I look at one, it invariably reminds me of someone I've met before.

Those are dolls?! Amazing

Being life size it's harder to fake, especially the nudes and near nudes where there's no clothing to hide anything. The Krazy horse saloon in gallery III must be something to see, with it's 17 figures. I can see with the time and effort involved how she would become attached to these "people".

http://cellar.org/2015/blonde.jpg

Someone in the future has apparently sewn my eyes shut!
I hope I get that old anyway...

Old people nod off on park benches. You will too.