People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: ________
 

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: They always stand in your kitchen while you try to cook.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: If you stick a crappy magnet on them it will just fall right off.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't cool your room by leaving their door open.

Hard on the outside, with a cold heart and full of rotting food?

If you include ex-wives in the category of people, then yes, I suppose so.

Once they go off power they start to smell bad, really really bad if you open them up.

Refrigerators are like a lot of people...

...cold and empty on the inside.

...the ones that offer you crushed ice for your beverage are special.

Heh.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Sometimes the best things inside them are hidden behind clutter.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Their function isn't fundamentally improved by adding internet access.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: It's really hard to find the Mayonnaise when you open one.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't put dead ones out with the regular trash.

People Are a Lot Like Refrigerators: You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong.

Whoah, feminazi alert! She musta got blood comin' outta her whatever.

You didn't get it?

Apparently not.

I thought someone stepped off in someone else's ass for some unknown reason, which is not totally unprecedented for this place.

Please esplain, Lucy.

Oh, I'm aware of the "she got blood coming out her whatever" statement (Trump, was it?), just not it's current application.