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Dec 3rd, 2016: Diego
Howdy partner, Sleazey’s the name, I.R. Sleazey, agent for the top porn stars in the world. I understand
you’re looking for a male lead for your new porn blockbuster. Well I’m here to tell you look no further, I’m your savior, I represent the world’s best male porn star. Would I lie to you, my oldest and dearest friend? Just feast your eyes on these stats. Name: Diego Home: Santa Cruz Island Age: 100 years old Weight: 181 pounds. Size: 35 inches Offspring: 800 kids Impressive, huh? Ain’t he? You’ll never top that. Just look at that profile… http://cellar.org/2016/Diego.jpg Quote:
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Ummm ... inbreeding problems much? I know, I know - better that the species be saved and all that. Now we need a Diego 2 to deepen/broaden the gene pool.
Gotta love the macho Stud Muffin pose, though. |
He probably woos them with bad-boy stories of his time in prison.
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If Diego is genetically healthy, the other 60% of the offspring on the island should be a decent safeguard against inbreeding for at least 2 generations or so. Those tortoises are probably some of the most heavily-monitored wild reptiles in the world; if he was throwing offspring with genetic defects it's likely the researchers tracking the population would know about it by now. (I'm not going to theorize on whether they'd release that information.) Galapagos researchers are still reeling from the loss of Lonesome George, last of his subspecies known to exist anywhere, so they're probably a little sensitive about extinction.
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Bravo.:D
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