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xoxoxoBruce 08-16-2017 11:53 PM

Settling Marital Spats
 
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We don't need no stinkin lawyers...

Clodfobble 08-17-2017 05:10 PM

So the husband presumably wins if he yanks her to the ground and incapacitates her, but how does she win? If he's knocked unconscious or cries "Uncle," I guess?

xoxoxoBruce 08-17-2017 06:02 PM

A 3 lb stone at arms length could kill him, or break bones. Remember back then women did a lot of physical labor and were pretty strong.

Gravdigr 08-18-2017 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 994104)
So the husband presumably wins if he yanks her to the ground and incapacitates her, but how does she win? If he's knocked unconscious or cries "Uncle," I guess?

Weeellllllllll...

She always has the option of incapacitating him with her over strong Texas size cooter...:p:

I told you I would never forget that.:o

Clodfobble 08-19-2017 08:40 AM

Well, then add this to your memory: that's like trying to catch a greased pig. Raw strength may help, but what you need is dexterity. And my cooter is assuredly not prehensile. :)

Gravdigr 08-20-2017 03:34 PM

:D


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