Jan 20th, 2018 : Runaway Pets
 

Have you or a friend or family member had a pet disappear, never to be seen again?
You’re sure the worst has happened, kidnapped and spirited away to a medical lab, crushed by a steamroller, sucked into a jet engine.

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Surely they’d come home if they could because the love you as much as you love them… when you’re home.

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Sure you love Fido, but have you ever wondered what he named you?
How about Puss n Boots, have you bothered to find out what she calls you… behind your back?

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Few humans know about the underground railroad that lets pet escape to sea.

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Some times into the military but more often a commercial vessel.

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I suggest you don't let you pets take swimming lessons. http://cellar.org/2012/nono.gif


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Made me think of this (teeny bit of nsfw language)@:

That was clever. :thumb:

That was the showender?!

I didn't know he did such funny stuff. Don't watch enough TV, I guess.

Oh he is a very funny guy. Brilliant writer too. I've liked most of what he has done on tv, and some of his movie outings. I really loved The Invention of Lying (which he co-wrote, co-directed and starred in) - that was a cool little film. The original Office was sharp as a tack. Extras was brilliantly observed. The more recent tv series he did, Derek, was a gentle and rather sweet affair.

He was already huge in the UK before he started getting known in the US


Also - one of the pioneers of podcasting.

But I think his stand up is some of his best work.

I loved his podcasts with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Only because he obviously loves Pilkington, and so even though he is laughing AT Pilkington, and says that Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange, you feel like they are mates.

Yeah. It's like we all have a mate like that.