Nov 25th, 2018: Patent
 

Perusing Amazon you may have stumbled on a Bluetooth remote controlled Cockring, a silicone bullet, Clitoral vibrator, or G-spot stimulator.
These are just the latest iteration of electrically (usually battery) powered sex toys tools.
A month ago Michael Ahmadshahi applied for a patent to be assigned to Biometric Lingerie Inc, to take it up a notch.

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Evidently they wish to take the remote capability another step past sexual stimulation to the disrobing stage.
This might be a safety device too.
Instead of calling/texting the little woman on the way home, risking a distracted driving ticket or worse an accident, just push the button.
I’m sure she’ll get the message when her clothes fall off. :yesnod:

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Where do you buy a universal remote?