Dec 31st, 2018 : Bent Wire
 

Richard Stainthorp bends wire. Big deal I can bend wire.
Just because his bent wire looks like recognizable things, is beautiful, and expensive, he’s an artist.
But I’m that fool who bent a perfectly good wire.

http://cellar.org/2017/wire2.jpg
Sacre bleu! Bruce, he bend just one little wire, I swear no bigger tha… uh, nevermind.

http://cellar.org/2017/wire1.jpg
He works on commissions only. Yeah, take your money and move in with you like Eldin.
Who? Robert Pastorelli, you know the guy painting Murphy Brown’s house.

http://cellar.org/2017/wire3.jpg
I think that was from his mudflap period.
Do I sound like a jealous, no talent, professional critic? Well I’ll have you know I’m not a professional. :lol:

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Now I got Spinal Tap in my head!!

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em

Stainthorp called the sweetie sitting on the bench a "faun."
Fauns were more often men with goat legs, satyrs and such.
She is definitely better looking, but her horns must be hard on the furniture.

She could be polled. ;)

'Splains the big feet. Er, hooves.

:bolt: