June 13th, 2013: Frankey Sir, I Give a Damn
 

I give a damn, I want to put in my dime and use it in the worst way.
I give a damn, I want to put in my dime and use it, in the worst way.

http://cellar.org/img/lapdance1.jpg

But give as I might, a damn... Frankey (Frank de Ruwe) is in far off Amsterdam.
Sitting there all smug with his two world records, and the Lapdance Ride of my dreams.

http://cellar.org/img/lapdance2.jpg

What, you didn’t know about his two world records?

1 – Stair gliding on a mattress.

2 - Jumping through a flaming hoop in a Fiat 500… filled with 400 kilos of grapes.

He doesn't need Lap Dance, he has other toys.

http://cellar.org/img/lapdance3.jpg
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