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Elspode 08-20-2003 09:55 AM

Oh, Great...Get Ready for More Erection Enhancement Spam
 
I already get about 20 emails per day offering me Viagra or some other sort of panacea for erectile dysfunction. This isn't going to cause me to receive less...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...impotence_drug

Does anyone else here get as much "Improve your girth" mail as I do? If not, I have to suspect that my wife is sending out my email address in order to drop me a hint...

Uryoces 08-20-2003 01:12 PM

Funny you should be posting this with the tag "Dr, Dyper's Surgical Assistant"! :D

My girth is fine thank you. Never fell into the length fallacy meself...

Elspode 08-20-2003 01:38 PM

Yeah...I gotta change that ID, I guess...*I'm* not obsessed with penile dimensions, but someone out there sure is, judging by the sheer volume of member-related spam I receive each day.

xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2003 05:23 PM

Well Els, somebody must be responding or they wouldn't bother.;)

99 44/100% pure 08-20-2003 06:11 PM

Gotta love the names they give these drugs, Viagra, Levitra; medicinal, with just a hint of what it is they do. I say, if they really want to capture market share, they should have more obvious names like 'Bigdikathol' or 'Alnightium' -- and for the 'female viagra' how 'bout 'Arnchadunyet?'

Elspode 08-20-2003 06:13 PM

'Giganticol'?

'Reamium'?

'Enormousyet'?

'Girthacid'?

Or, my personal fave, 'Fukitol'!

SteveDallas 08-20-2003 06:48 PM

A friend of mine once told me his mom informed him as he was leaving to go on a date that there was a new male contraceptive that was 100% effective. When he asked her what it was, she said, "Noassitol".

russotto 08-21-2003 10:31 AM

Quote:

"Noassitol"
There's a sick joke here, but I'm too clean to tell it. Suffice it to say that "Noassitol" misses the mark by a few inches.

dave 08-21-2003 10:33 AM

Dude, you can't do that and then not tell it. PM it to me and I'll tel it. Or you just tell it. IT MUST BE HEARD!

xoxoxoBruce 08-21-2003 10:47 AM

I'm waiting with abated breath. Or baited breath after I........nevermind.:rolleyes:

ThisOleMiss 09-16-2003 05:46 PM

I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cam 09-16-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThisOleMiss
I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Proof that Spam is way too cheap and easy to send out in mass quantities.

Torrere 09-16-2003 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThisOleMiss
I get a mailbox full of the silly things and I don't even have a penis!!
Just because you don't have one, doesn't mean you shouldn't get one! They're great fun to play with!

OnyxCougar 09-16-2003 06:32 PM

*evil grin*

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2003 07:02 PM

And the fascination never stops.:D


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