http://cellar.org/pictures/underwear.jpg

Why do you wear clean underwear? Not because your mom told you so, but because your underwear may be shown to the jury and to the rest of the world. This is a "Super Bowl special" image of the day, because those are Mark Chmura's undies, being displayed as a part of his trial for sexual assault.

They are mighty clean. Think he uses chlorine bleach, or does he just buy new undies for each (alleged) victim?

They're the attorney's legal briefs. (snicker)

holy crap how embarassing
 

I hope that NEVER happens to me. My underwear being presented as exhibit A. OMG.

what is that?
 

the yellow dot on the right -- some sort of mustard stain?

Yessir
 

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Let's see you pounded 40 times in a row by a mean ugly 250 pound defensive end, and see if your britches remain unsoiled.