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Canadians are weird (no offense to any of you out there - I'll admit, my people (chinese) are weird as shit too). Just a few funny pics from Toronto this past weekend.

Clearly artists aren't the best linguists.
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I was looking for bikes on, you know, twinkies or traffic cones or bricks or something.
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Stairwell to nowhere.
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Great.
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As opposed to their old policy?
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Great pics and captions, BN. You're a funny guy, we like that here.

I like them all a lot, but I have to admit, the bikes one is my favorite. :)

It was just so bizarre ... we ran into so many things that just made us laugh that hard. Now I know every once in a while you run into these kinds of things, but my sister in law didn't stop giggling for 5 minutes the entire weekend.

If you look in the gallery (www.supdogg.com/photo.htm), I took a great shot at the Royal Ontario Museum: a stuffed beaver (in a rather aggressive pose) next to a sign that read, "Please touch gently."

Maybe Canadians call it Furry Lion or Wild Horse or something, but I know all you Americans appreciate this one. Actually, I'll just post it below. Be gentle with the beaver!

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Or...please be gentle when aggressively stuffing the beaver.

Hmm, no, I guess that would be something else. Maybe the sheep exhibit.

For some reason, that reminded me of a funny joke (a little crude).

Police were called to reports of noise coming from a tool shed behind a house. Upon entering, they found a man screwing a pumpkin.

The officers asked him what he was doing.

The man looked up and said, 'What, is it midnght already?'

Bwahahahahaahaha.:thumb:

Must've been in Delaware County, eh, Bruce? :3eye:

Naw, Delaware County is for punkin' not pumpkin. ;)

Yeah, that kind of shit only happens in Bucks County. And since I work for the newspaper there and sit right next to the police radio, I hear about it allllll daaaayy loooong.

Like the 3-year-old kid that had a potty seat stuck on his head last week.

Or the guy that drank a gallon of vodka, smoked pot and took an unknown amount of vicodin ("He has a yellowish color").

Some guy nailed his hand to a wall with a nail gun yesterday, but he asked the police to rush because he didn't want his wife to catch him.

And then there was a report of domestic violence. Where? A VW bug parked outside a McDonald's. Dispatcher: "Appears the situation is *very* domestic."