visine in your coffee
 

how many drops of visine do you have to put in your boss's coffee to make him shit his pants?

Visine in coffee can be fatal or induce coma. I wouldn't try it unless you want to go to jail for a long, long time.

oh, jeez thanks! what would you suggest to get the desired result?

Raw chicken.

Um, how about an enema?

just bake some pot brownies for the office...;) much more fun...or then there is the old exlax brownies...he constipated?...physically or mentally?

actually, i have no problem with him.....my assistant has a certain antipathy towards him, and i was asking on her behalf.....

i had heard the visine thing from someone when i used to wait tables at denny's late night, but never had the balls to try it.

and i dont think he'd sit still for an enema......but pot brownies.....hmmmmm

i remember when i was 14 going to a party and a guy had a tupperware container full of them on top of the fridge.....well, they fell off and his dog got into them and ate half of them.....never the same dog after that.

wouldn't that leave an aftertaste?

I remember the time ... four weeks ago ... when I ate three pot brownies at 9 pm and showed up to work at 11 am still a little buzzed. Jeez.

That was probably the chocolate (which is a poison to dogs, cats, and most birds) more so than the weed.

Of course, Snopes has spoken on the topic.

Like many snopes listings, it's somewhat disappointing to read.

I dated a paramedic who used to swear he'd done this to people. Typically rookies in his squad.

So you are in essence saying that people commonly introduce poison into a highly membranous area of their bodies (eyes) and are OK, but to swallow a few drops is fatal? Can you quantify that?

No, I am in essence saying that people commonly introduce poison into a highly membranous area of their bodies (eyes) and are OK, but to swallow a few drops <b>can be</b> fatal. And no, I can't quantify that, because I don't see how it could be quantified. I can provide evidence to support my opinion, however.

provide away el sarcastico!

Look a post above your initial one in this thread. Click the link. Read away. Be enlightened.