Why I love Curt Schilling
 

If he were here, he'd fit in perfectly:

http://slate.msn.com/id/2091927/

Damn straight, even if he does play Evercrack. (How does he have TIME to play Evercrack?)

I refuse to commit on the bear vs. shark issue, though, until I know which one gets the home-field advantage.

Time: I think starting pitchers are in a special situation, because they only have to work once every five days and otherwise all they have to do is a little conditioning and probably sprints. So there's a lot of down time in the clubhouse, I'm guessing.