Would You Hire This Guy?
 

I cannot take credit for finding this gem ... xoxoxoBruce sent it to me, but it's definitely worth sharing.

Most Mentally Ill Resume

In the course of my job I have seen things like this, but never presented as a resume. We get occasional manifestos and long, rambling suicide notes and such, but this truly stands out.

I'm grateful, however, that the writer is in Arizona. He does indicate that he was educated in Philadelphia, however, and I hope he doesn't come back for nostalgic visits very often.

I didn't read the whole thing, but that seems like paranoid schizophrenia to me. I once had an hour-long conversation with a customer who said much the same things. Very interesting.

Re: Would You Hire This Guy?
 

There was a time when I would have said yes, but I haven't had any need for a psychotic hitman for a while now.

And just why wouldnt you hire Uncle Joe?

Might be Paranoid Schizophrenia, might be Bipolar Disorder, Manic ... without actually talking to the guy, sometimes the two look the same as far as the crazy parts go.

One thing that clues me into his probably being Bipolar with Psychotic Features, though is that IF he's being truthful on the resume, he completed College and Law School. Most schizophrenics have an onset of illness in their early 20s. Bipolars break later, up through about the mid-thirties.

If you make it to 40 without being REALLY crazy, you're probably okay, except for maybe depression.

Did anyone notice the dates don't match up? The guy who scanned this beauty in said he received it in the summer of 1992 yet the last page of the resume has the writer as claiming to be arrested on 5-22-95. I am just curious about why the dates don't match up. Maybe the government stole his calender so he cant tell what year it it.

actually, he sounds a lot like my next door neighbor!