a punky little song
 

think ramones...
(tell me when you get sick of me posting all my little rhymes, and i'll go find a songwriter's forum :blush: )

i'm a miserable bitch,
and i love company,
nothin better to do
than to scam meals for free

i have food allergies
and a bad attitude
yeah, my husband's a prick
and we think you were rude

when you smiled and helped us,
it just made us think,
how can we hurt her
and drive her to drink?

we just can't believe
that nice people exist
you see, we are just scumbags
who should slit our wrists

because we are not grateful,
no we are just mad
at ourselves, cause we're ugly
and fat, dumb and sad


so we look for the worst
or we'll just make up lies,
so that you can get fired
and we get free fries

and salads and dinners
and maybe drinks, too
because you are below us,
we're better than you

we'll run you, harrass you,
insult you and more
but don't look for a tip
when we walk out that door


our own lives are sucky
our target is you
you can't make us happy,
whatever you do

because we are not grateful,
no we are just mad
at ourselves, cause we're ugly
and fat, dumb and sad


but we'll rot in hell,
karma isn't a lie
we'll die painful deaths
and forever, we'll FRY.

because we are not grateful,
no we are just mad
at ourselves, cause we're ugly
and fat, dumb and sad
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You're not the happiest little bumblebee in the flowerpatch are you?

i like to express my emotions through lyric-writing. it actually helps to make me a happier bumblebee...unfortunately i am not often inspired to write from happy events. the things that make me angry and upset are the things that send me running for pad and paper.

I understand =)