The 2004 1st annual Whale Penis Awards
 

Similar to the compliment thread, but with a wholesome dash of whale penis, and insult thread thrown in, this thread is all about the Whale Penis Awards, or WPA's. In the spirit of the Oscars and all of the other BS award shows out there, You may nominate anyone for a Whale Penis Award in any category you see below, or make one up your owndamnself.


Most Insightful WPA


Best Debator WPA


Best Thread WPA


Best Comedic Poster WPA


Best Dramatic Poster WPA


Best Flame Thrower WPA


Best Grammar WPA


Best Spelling WPA


Biggest Looney WPA


Most Annoying WPA


Most Ignorable WPA

Most Annoying
 

I'd like to nominate myself for Most Annoying because of thread ideas like this one that i know are a bad idea, but do anyway.

Best Comedic Poster WPA
 

I nominate hot_pastrami. He always makes me laugh.

Re: Most Annoying
 

I'd like to second that. Perhaps someone would care to third? Can a motion be "thirded?" Somebody else second it so I can try thirding it.

*cough*

When someone tells me I'm funny (e.g. "He always makes me laugh"), I am immediately incapable of uttering anything humorous. It's my kryptonite. Weep for me.

Best Thread WPA
 

I nominate the original Whale Penis thread.

Most Insightful WPA - lady sycamore/ undertoad tie


Best Comedic Poster WPA- lumberjim


Best Dramatic Poster WPA- myself


Best Flame Thrower WPA- lumberjim


Best Grammar WPA- griff


Best Spelling WPA- griff


Most Annoying WPA-wolf




i coudn't think of anyone for the other categories. maybe if i have a lot of spare time, i'll go through some old threads and revise my answers. LJ might win for best thread starter, too. it's easy to put LJ in a lot of categories, because he posts A LOT. i thought of him for most looney, too.

Re: Re: Most Annoying
 

HP you should stop smoking. You've been coughing an awful lot lately. :)

Most eloquent WPA
 

Elspode

Re: Re: Re: Most Annoying
 

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

you caught him, dar512!

I bet Alan that he couldn't post *cough* 35 times in a row without getting called on it. I figured wolf or bruce would catch him.

this was his 33rd cough...took you long enough!
damn, i was sure i'd lost!

i just won $1! i plan to spend it on cheese

HP was getting concerned that he was starting to come off as a very sarcastic person, so I'd like it noted for the record that it was because of this bet, and he remains the fine upstanding, even keeled, nonsarcastic *cough* person he has always been. I'm just a bad influence.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Most Annoying
 

Shouldn't you share with dar? He won it for you. I'd say you owe him at least a quarter.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Most Annoying
 

that would imply duplicity. I only shared the existence of the bet with jinx, and alan only with brigliadore.

I noticed the coughing. I thought maybe he had a persistent hairball.

Most Insightful WPA:
warch

Best Debator WPA:
radar

Best Thread WPA:
unselected

Best Comedic Poster WPA:
happy monkey

Best Dramatic Poster WPA
staceyv's husband

Best Flame Thrower WPA
wolf (for her poignancy)

Best Grammar WPA
I wouldn't know it if I saw it

Best Spelling WPA
perth

Biggest Looney WPA
me

Most Annoying WPA
lumberjim (sorry, man...just couldn't fit you in anywhere else :) )

Most Ignorable WPA
unselected

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Most Annoying
 

And I'm a little pissed about that, I would have caught on WAY before 33 coughs. I think a lot of people must not read HP's posts or something.

Re: Most Annoying
 

Poor Alan, so close.