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Christians going sky-...er, churchclad....
And that's exactly what pagans who worship skyclad try to explain to the holy rollers: worship with no barriers, and no orgies. They don't believe us, so why should we believe them?*grin* First they steal worshipping skyclad, what next? And why is it ok when they do it, but not when pagans do it? Huh? Huh? HUH?
(and NO, I don't do rituals skyclad....even if I were so inclined, there are too many mosquitoes out here for me....) Sidhe ------------ Churchgoers Bare More Than Souls -------------- Los Angeles, California - Leave it to Californians to push Alabamans off the screens of Bizarre News readers. Enter The Church of the Holy Body where the entire congregation comes to mass in the nude. That's right, Pastor Lance Reginoe tried to calm critics by stating, "We invite anyone with a true desire to worship Christ with no reservations to join us - but don't expect a wild sex orgy because that's not what it's all about." |
Pastor Lance Reginoe?! Are we sure this isn't from the Onion? That article looks fishy.
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Nope, it's not from the Onion. It's from Bizarre News. I get Bizarre News AND the Onion, and it hasn't been in the Onion. Bizarre News only reports real stuff. Besides, it's CALIFORNIA....the home of the drive-through funeral homes. Does a nudie church really surprise you?
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Philadelphia, PA - Sister Suzanne St. Clair recently left her religious order to become an exotic dancer. The 27 year old ex-nun was waiting tables when approached by a night club owner who was taken with her 38-25-36 hour glass figure. She is now looking to get married and when interviewed said, "One day I’ll meet Mr. Right and settle down. Then I’ll ask God to forgive me.' Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes, a water-slide park and a non-denominational 'clothing optional' church, the colony, called Natura, will be a place for those Christians who wish to wear only what God gave them. Co-founder Bill Martin, who's a Quaker, said, "Depend- ing on the version of the Bible you use, there are as many as 40 passages that refer to nudity. In Isaiah 20.2, God tells Isaiah to go into the wilderness naked for three years. So there's historical basis for a Christian nudist lifestyle." |
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