Boot the Cellarite, Season 1
 

Actually now that I think about it, we should start "booting" people off the cellar. BUT we need to do it reality TV style.

First someone start a "Should Sycamore be booted from the cellar?" poll. Then we count votes between him & LJ.....the winner becomes the cellar Jeff Probst. The loser goes away and starts his own reality BBS. Wait! This is starting to sound sound vaguely already been done?

Anyway, we all know LJ would win anyhow, so he's Jeff. Here's the tribes I'd like to see: (please don't be offended, I will intentionally offend some of you, but I'm doing this in a hurry so will unintentionally offend all of the rest of the people I don't include but think are cool)

Tribe Oooney Gooney: Myself of course, Wolf, Undertoad, Clodfobble, That Hot Chick with the Crow, That Hot Chick from Australia, Jinx, StaceyV.

Tribe Huuga Buuga: Sycamore, Radar, TW, FileNotFound, Dagney, BrianR, Thomas Rueda, April, JuJu.

Tribe Hani Momani: OnyxCougar, DanaC, Jaguar, pthlJinx, xoxoBruce, NBN, LadySycamore, SlartiBartiFast, Perth & Case alternating.

OK, challenges...must admit I really haven't thought this through yet...so will work on it later, or welcome suggestions...wide open so long as you keep the teams intact. We really should be on a deserted island, but any setting will work.

Anybody watch PBS first reality special in Montana, Pioneer Quest or Colonial House?? I'm addicted.

Tribe Oooney Gooney: Myself of course, Wolf, Undertoad, Clodfobble, That Hot Chick with the Crow, That Hot Chick from Australia, Jinx, StaceyV.

Since Sun_Sparkz is the only Aussie I recall posting her picture, I guess she's "That Hot Chick from Australia," but I have no clue who That Hot Chick with the Crow is supposed to be... :confused:

Blue, I've got a challenge for you: removing my size 11 foot from your ass.

YES! That was her...the other one may have been Elionwyr??

And I could have called you "that hot chick who makes video games" but I actually remembered your name....are you impressed or pissed?

Hmm, an unexpected snag right off the bat....maybe I should have also labeled them dumbass's hot wife, hot chick with guns, and hot rock star babe?

Ooo, almost forgot...and the other guy who deserves being stranded with Ooney Gooney.

Keep in mind tribe selection is based purely on strategy.

What the fuck? Why?

And FWIW you'd be down long before any part of you got anywhere near my ass.

Blue, I was only kidding. And you wish. :)

careful, blue...this is just how he starts....

first it;s seemingly joking barbs and comments, then it's not quite funny rude comments....next thing you know he'll be trying to vote you off and telling you that he doesn;t like you.

just a heads up, bub.

-dumbass

:violin:

I already suspected as much LJ, what with him constantly talking about my ass and what not.

Wait, was that you? ;-)

Eh, my earlier post in here is the first time I've talked about your ass, Blue. Goddamnit, are you drinking again?

Now, if you would like to have the opportunity to remove my foot from your ass, PM me your address and I'll be happy to oblige. I'd like to take a road trip back home to St. Louis anyway, and Wisconsin isn't too far out of the way.

I'd love to meet you Syc, but our folk here don't take to kindly to your type. In the interest of your personal safety, I'd recommend you stay west of ole river.

That is unless you're bringing a keg....I tell my kin about you everday, they're dying to meet you, you big stud.

P.S. don't even start with the whole kicking my ass thing...have you seen me? I've seen you. IF you got your ass off the couch, I'd just gently and violently put you back where you belong.

And you'd be all like "I'll kick your ass!"

And I'd be like "I just pushed your out of shape ass back down!"

And you'd be all like "Yeah you're cool blue"

And I'd be like "well knock if off then"

And you'd be all like "but I need a beer"

And I'd be like "I'll get you one shithead"

And you'd be all like "I'll get my own damnit!"

And I'd be like " Sit your ass down, Rho will kick both our asses if we make a fuss"

And Rho would walk in, with all like that look, and say "Is there a problem?"

And you'd be all like "No Mam"

And I'd be all like "It's cool"

She'd leave, and one of us would be all like "I really could kick your ass"

Thats the funniest thing I have read all night

You done with your fantasy now? Good.

What the hell do you mean by "your type" anyway?

LMAO, that's great. First of all, to imagine Syc saying, "yes ma'am" is a hoot, and to actually predict what I would say...gotta hand it to ya, that's pretty close.

Another option would be:

[hands on hips, twisting neck, all black gurl like] "Ummm, ex-cuse me?" :D