Banana Guard
 

Why do I have the sinking feeling that this item is probably not going to be used for the purpose for which it was made?

Banana Guard

Do they have a version of this that works like a "shower massager"?

What else could it be used for?

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.:D Look out Durex.

Do you mean, for the purpose for which it was made or for the purpose for which it is nominally advertised?

"Protect your banana!"

For years now I have taken my lunchtime banana to work wrapped in a fruit-flavour condom. Yes, it gets squashed at the bottom of my bag, but you just have to nibble off the end of the wrapper and you've got a lovely banana/strawberry (or whatever flavour condom you've used) smoothie to drink of a lunchtime, in an easy to use, no-mess package!

spose a bit of lube is good for the digestive system.

This whole threads reminds of a guy called (and i swear I'm not making this up) called Reverand Canaan Banana, dodgy bastard involved for a fair while with various things in Zimbabwe. At any rate (to paraphrase the most excellent World's Most Dangerous Places, the wonderful tome it is) his (Jan Banana) wife's bodyguard shot a man who called him banana's wife, in a bid to redeem himself he told her he had assulted him and other staff members with a stiff banana of his own and he was arrested on sodomy charges.

To the delight of editors everywhere he then skipped bail, leading to wonderful headlines like 'banana splits', 'we have no banana', 'mugbe slips on banana', 'banana denies buggary', 'banana forced officer to have sex' and 'fruitless search for banana'.

Only good thing to come out of zimbabwe for a long time.

Limey, that was sick, disgusting and perverted. I loved it.:beer:

:blush: Why, thank you, Bruce! :blush: