Does your spouse torture you?
 

So here's my wife, sitting next to me on the couch. Little "fuck me" nightie on...keeps riding up too, I took a picture but she ripped it out of my hand and deleted it already.

She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking. So why does she do this?

Maybe because your drinking?

Because it is very cool that she can STILL do that to you.

Happy anniversary.

Jeez Wolf, Ya know it's not technically an ANNI-versary cos it comes monthly! No, I don't know the technical term for a monthiversary either.;)

lunaversary?

Re: Does your spouse torture you?
 

I have no idea.But just the start of this thread made me laugh.I'm drunk too.

Re: Does your spouse torture you?
 

Tsk, tsk! Is this topic worthy of the message board police? [/heavy duty sarcasm] :rolleyes:

"She is having her period, and I am drunk too. Mostly that's why I'm drinking"

i love the way you worded this. it should be in a song.

uh.. this may sound bad.. but uh.. it's just a little blood...(and don't say you haven't done that before...) .. I mean how long have you been married! and more than that... how long do you plan to be married?.. I mean if she's sitting there in a little nightyperhaps you ought to skip the drinkin' and well... wink wink say no more... fullfill your lunaversary duties (hee hee I like that one!)