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Undertoad 07-08-2004 01:45 PM

7/8/2004: Couple has sex on stage
 
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Norwegians Tommy Hol Ellingsen, 28, and his girlfriend Leona Johansson, 21, are dedicated to having sex in public to save the environment.

Although the full story doesn't do a good job of explaining how it works, it seems they accept cash to perform sex acts in public or something and are claiming to have raised a very substantial amount of money doing it. And apparently no organization will accept the money.

That doesn't help explain why they went ahead with their plan during this Norwegian festival.

It seems to me that screwing for the environment is not a good plan... it might lead to more consumers.

jaguar 07-08-2004 02:09 PM

I find it strange that no orgs will accept the money, it's not like they're sacrificing kittens or something.

jinx 07-08-2004 02:11 PM

Here's the NSFW version.



«The goal is to take over the entire commercial porn industry and transfer all the money to protection of the environment,» Ellingsen explained.

Ah. I get it now.:eyebrow:

Cyber Wolf 07-08-2004 02:12 PM

I once heard of a Brazilian band (7-9 members, male and female) that would perform naked, intending to shake the stigma "Naked Body = Nasty" and to promote healthy sexuality. I don't remember if they actually went into full intercourse on stage but I do remember there was a husband and wife pair in the group that would get fondly and kissyface on stage while the rest of the band played. This was several years ago, but if I can find anymore info on them I'll post it.

ladysycamore 07-08-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

"Ellingsen and Johansson are members of an organisation called F*** for Forest which is dedicated to having sex in public to save the environment."
OhmyGod, I laughed my ass off at that one. This will be the new excuse for having sex in public:

"Oh, um, officer. Ah yeah, well, we are part of an org. called 'Humping for the Homeless', and we were f***ing for the plight of the poor and downtrodden!" ;) :haha:

richlevy 07-08-2004 06:39 PM

Well, at least screwing FOR the environment is better than just screwing the environment. If they weren't Norwegian, I'd say run them on the Green Party platform.

Undertoad 07-08-2004 07:04 PM

They ARE the Green Party platform.

Elspode 07-08-2004 07:47 PM

:eyebrow: Speaking from the strictly male point of view, I'd just like to say that you would have to be a hell of an exhibitionist to get it up in front of that many people.

Talk about performance pressure...sheesh.

Sun_Sparkz 07-08-2004 07:58 PM

:eek:

They look so grosse!!

what a horrible picture they look so feral.. ew, how could they possibly hope to take over the porn industry when watching them would probably only turn someone off?!?!

:thumbsdow

I'm all for trying to save the environment :D , but if the fund raiser concept is just to gloss over the sick little fantasies of weekend hippies wanting to doggie each other in public, and have people pay to watch them, then thats ridiculous. I mean they hadnt even organised a charity to give the proceeds to... How serious could they possibly have been about the environment.. sounds to me like they were only thinking about their egos.

lumberjim 07-08-2004 08:14 PM

methinks thou doth protesteth too much

Karenv 07-08-2004 08:35 PM

The uncensored photo can be seen at:
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article250240.ece

They don't look worse than your typical porn actors (which isn't saying that much.) Especially your typical European porn actors.

Sun_Sparkz 07-08-2004 08:42 PM

Well i dont watch porn (i've only seen snipets of 2 or 3), so i wouldn't know what typical porn actors look like.

If they were filming some porn movies out in the environment or something, Like documenting the demise of nature on earth with added porn (like an X rated version of the naked news) and then selling them with profit going toward a preselected and agreed organisation.. maybe that would work?

richlevy 07-08-2004 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz
Well i dont watch porn (i've only seen snipets of 2 or 3), so i wouldn't know what typical porn actors look like.

I guess this means you haven't seen the Plastic Forks photos. :corn:

Sun_Sparkz 07-08-2004 09:31 PM

Not yet!

Are they posted yet? or is this different to the Forks you all attended?

Waht did that all mean anyway.. was it a picnic or something?

onetrack 07-09-2004 12:09 AM

Where was I, when this sort of thing happens?? :eek: Working of course! :biggrin:

They look pretty good to me .. as a professional voyeur .. ;)

http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2004/07/06/402500.html

Click on ''neste bilde'' for the full sequence of pics ..

I gotta agree with Lumberjim though .. these people have gotta be seasoned performers.
Anyone else would promptly get the droops, trying to do this in front of several thousand people .. :D

F**k for Forest?? I think that's a pretty thin veneer .. why not just "F**k-In-Public-Because-We-Are-Just-Plain-Exhibitionists''?? ..

Naahh .... just doesn't have the necessary, ''cause'' .... :D

Oh .. by the way .. didn't anyone notice the Band's name .. Cumshots!

How appropriate ... :D


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